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Party sa Manila Bay (Party in the USA)
Creativity at it’s best.by: JP
(to the tune of Party in the USA)
I hopped off the boat at Manila Bay
With my bayong and tsinelas
Welcome to the boulevard called Roxas
Whoa! Bakit amoy Payatas?
Jumped in the jeep
Barya lang sa umaga
Look to my right
Nakita ko ang Luneta
I am getting so hungry
All the food seem so dirty
My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda getting sick
Sobrang pressure and I’m nervous
That’s when the kondoktor turned on the radio
And the Jessa song was on (3x)
CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
Humingi ng limos
Pera ko kasi naubos
Katok sa windshield like Yeah!
Pa-awa effect like Yeah!
So I put my hands up
May holdap
And no I’m not ok
Yeah! It’s the life sa Manila Bay
Yeah! It’s a party sa Manila Bay
Get to the club in my tricycle
Everybody’s not lookin’ at me now
Like who’s that jologs with cheap step-in
She’s gotta be from Mindanao
So hard with dabarkads not around me
It’s definitely not Abu Sayaf party
Cause all I see are mayamans
They don’t drink sago’t gulaman
My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda getting sick
Sobrang pressure and I’m nervous
That’s when the tambay dropped my favorite tune
And the Narda song was on (3x)
CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
Humingi ng limos
Pera ko kasi naubos
Katok sa windshield like Yeah!
Pa-awa effect like Yeah!
So I put my hands up
May holdap
And no I’m not ok
Yeah! It’s the life sa Manila Bay
Yeah! It’s a party sa Manila Bay
Feel like hoppin’ on the boat (on the boat)
Back to my barrio tonight
Something stops me everytime
The rugby smells so good and I feel alright
CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
Humingi ng limos
Pera ko kasi naubos
Katok sa windshield like Yeah!
Pa-awa effect like Yeah!
So I put my hands up
May holdap
And no I’m not ok
Yeah! It’s the life sa Manila Bay
Yeah! It’s a party sa Manila Bay
=)))))))))))))))
helgaholic / junkyardkid / interrobangag / abeautifulmess12
So they shouldn’t!
HAHAHA
This needs to happen.
Also, their children will have slits for eyes.
Hey Boy! Hey Girl! the Return of the Comeback!
Fuel bar, 3/f The fort strip, Fort Bonifacio, Taguig
The Diegos! Tonight! Nov 18, 2009
LET’S GO
i kind of fucking love this photo
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30 Minute Boyfriend - Julian Casablancas
I think you’re pretty
I think you know that
You got a boyfriend
You just forgot him that’s all
For five minutes that’s all
You’re my best friend that’s all
Divide and conquer
Train him to be greedy
Why would the person put the advantage by fair?
Will you become what other people think of you?
I hope you don’t feel lonely when you’re spending time with me your friend
Wish you were here with me
Wish I was there with you
I’m reaching feeling for you
I wanna be up with you again and again
We wait for each other
But we are not lovers
I picked a good time to leave
I think it made you mad
You’re talking about what I’m saying now
Wish you were here with me
Wish I was there with you
If you wanna talk I think we should
But me and where don’t work so good
Will you become what other people think of you?
I hope you’re not too lonely when I’m spending time with my old friend
Subtle indications dribble away which you don’t care about
(via spyglasstree)
I enjoy watching the news because I enjoy watching Atom Araullo’s face.
oh fuck, this guy covered some news here in my village at like 2 in the morning once, i literally drooled when i saw him, i wanted to hug him
No comment.Hell no.
Ztarvuckz na ba? Puta mo. =))
OH MY GOD? CUTIE? YUCK =)) LIL ZUPLADO HAHAHAHA
mga puking ina ninyo HAHAHAHA ZOMG IM DYING
9gag:
i knew the first two.. but HAHAH the third.
oh shit hahahahaha
